Monday, July 26, 2010

BIRTHDAY!!!!!!

YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S ALMOST MY BIRTHDAY SOON!!!!!!

I'm going to open INTERNET PRESENTS RIGHT NOOOOOWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
a.............................................science thingie? oooohhhhhhhhhh, a science...ummmm....Box?
There's nothing in the science box. wait. a packet! oh. it's empty too.

A CAT..........Picture. With a dog on the back. and a mouse. Um. Thank you. for this picture cube

Awwww!! HAMSTER!!!! CUTE ALERT!!BEEOOOBEEOOOBEEOOOBEEOOOBEEOOOBEEOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thank you sssssssssssssssooooooooooooooooooo much!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Summer of.....Summerness.

SO HOT. NOT GONNA MAKE IT. GONNA RUN OUT OF SWEAT. 5000 DEGREES. SO. HOT.IN. GEORGIA.

Me: Oh look! The beach! let's go check it out.
Beach:SSSSSSSS!!!!! BURNING HOT STORMTORNADOMONSOONOILSPILLFLOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me:YAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Beach:..........................................................................................................................Tee Hee!



WAY TOO MUCH BURNING AND THE SUN IS GOING TO CRASH INTO THE EARTH AND
BUUURRRNNN IIITTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NEVER

Today, i will give you tips ...... on...things.

Brought to you by: Cat, Dog, Catdog, and Having a cat's Behonkey in your face.

Never anger a llama. Never anger a bear. In fact, try to never come in contact with a bear if possible. Never bite a rabid animal. And don't you let the vice -versa happen. Never get in a deathgrip in between a bird's beak. It hurts.Bad. Try not to get hooked on the Perplexus puzzle ball. That's a very veryveryveryveryveryveryvery hard thing to do. Never anger an already angry rabid, or radioactive, or robot, or wild, OR vampire animal. Or, of course, bite it. No, not even if you're a vampire or robot or vampirobot. or vampirepiraterobotblimpsubwaymcdonaldsworker. that is all. thank you for watching our showblog.

Just Things.... and stuff

Time to blog...... ewww! The word blog itself sounds disgusting! It's like a big blob of... yeah, i think you get the point. Anyway, welcome to my blog!!!! I think you may like it here*. I also think this is everyone's first time. If not, welcome back! This blog does not come with assembly instructions.




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Beautiful day

It's raining, and my baby brother is happy. It probably feels nice in the rain outside. It's all shady in the backyard, and that would be nice considering how HOT it has been.




i need to be outside.